Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50.

Funny 50th birthday slogans.

It creeps up on you anon. Looking 50 is great if your 60. Don t be jealous because i look this good at 50. 50 is the five perfect 10s.

Senior moment in progress. 50th birthday quotes about middle age. Old age is like underwear. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon.

Your wild oats have just turned to porridge. Im 50 and feel great. Let s crack open a bottle of prune juice. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 3.

Happy birthday you old buzzard. These funny light hearted signs make great party decorations for any 50th birthday party. Fun is like life insurance. It took me 50 years to look this good.

As you grow older it will avoid you. 49 maybe but never 50. I can t believe i m 50. Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20.

Franklin pierce adams. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. This 50th birthday sign pack includes four 8x10 digital signs. Now if only the senility hadn t wiped it all away.

Hi ho hi ho its over the hill you go. The older you get the more it costs. See more ideas about 50th birthday birthday 50th birthday party. Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. I m not 50 i m 18 with 32 years experience. Jul 24 2017 explore missy shellman s board 50th birthday sayings on pinterest. See more ideas about 50th birthday quotes birthday quotes funny 50th birthday quotes.

50th birthday slogans generator happy 50. I can t remember what i forgot so don t ask. May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest. The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen.

Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. After printed they can be framed and displayed on tables or simply hung up on the walls. 50 is the new 25 twice you are 18 262 days old.

I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent. Lets celebrate with a bottle of prune juice.